What do you get when 2 copywriters write poetry about each other? Especially when they're both women? This...
Rama on Mandee
Mandy
There was a girl called Mandy
Tall, thin and lanky
She spend her days pondering
Over a crossword - how daunting
She never could complete
The puzzle with 2 letter words replete
And one day she did
About this I don't kid
Was it luck, was it karma????
Uh oh, nope it was high-IQ Rama.
Everyday from 9.45 to 6
T'was her daily fix.
At sharp 6 the bell would ring
To her feet it would bring
Off Mandy scoots, before you know it
A nanosecond late and she throws a fit
Mandy's thick lovely mane
Was her pride, t'was her bane
So one day she chopped it off
Yes she did, don't scoff
Now she has shorn of her locks
To go with her flowery frock
Oh she looks just like Aunt Milly
Another product of Bori-villy
But all said and done our girl Mandy
Is cute, funny and dandy
She is forthright, she ain't two-faced
Let's credit Nik with some good taste
So why am I nice? Do you wonder?
There is an agenda, 'tis no blunder
And its coz I wanna spend New Year
In her farmhouse at Bohi-sear
Mandee on Rama
Rambha
Once upon a time on a planet far far away
Lived some strange Martians happy and gay
Planet earth they all decided to explore
So off went a team of Martians four
Amongst them was a strangeling called Rama
Whos antics were enough to put humans in comma
They morphed her into a human face
And let her loose upon the human race
But one small thing did slip their mind
Rama had morphed into 2 creatures combined
One was human with IQ 138
One was hammerhead shark that perpetually ate
Cuckoo Jaws as she was infamously called
Got married to Anand, who she often mauled
Poor Anand had to then buy a tranquilizer gun
With which he calmed down the shark dun dhana dun!
Mandee on Pinchoo
Pinchoo
Pinchoo Poddar dandiya queen
Super hero in between
Mirror work cape her deadly weapon
Blind villains would then heppen
Clickity clack her dandiyas go
Frantically giving bad guys the heave ho!
But then one day along came the evil cuckoo jaws
Thrashing in the sea the hammerhead was
A vicious battle between the two took place
And Pinchoo ended up with a zit on her face
The monster zit resembled the eye
Of Sauron that made Pinchoo varry shy
But what she didn't know was that the zit
Was the source of a super power that made her superbly knit
She knitted a net so strong and secure
That snagged the diabolical hammerhead for sure
Pinchoo Poddar was victorious in the battle
And she dandiya'd around cuckoo jaws
Making her fin rattle
All was well in the world that day
Pinchoo Poddar fly away!
What do you get when these people know I blogged about them? I don't know, will post it when it happens :)